I need new friends.
Every time I get together with my best friends and various 'accessory' friends, it always has the same outcome:
- Best friend throws up in my bathroom after 3 beers, after talking about alcohol consumption like 40 ounces of vodka straight would be easy for anyone to handle. Continues doing stupid stereotypical 'I'm drunk' bullshit that no normal human being should do.
- Other friend who is in a relationship makes out with her boyfriend. Rinse, repeat. (not a big deal but when you start making out while someone is talking to one of you...yeah..)
- Other friend doesn't drink much, sits there awkwardly. Gets drunk eventually, 3 minutes before leaving.
- Someone and their ex get drunk and talk about the relationship invariably leading to drunken pseudo-tension that goes nowhere and feels awkward in the morning - FOR EVERYONE.
- Various other people just don't show up (likely because it's lame for the aforementioned reasons).
What happened to just sitting around complacently boozed/high and chatting about random stuff that doesn't involve shouting and acting like you're in a club? It's high school all over again..