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Originally Posted by reeves
Just sit in it anyway. worst case scenario, they move. The conversation would go something like this:
You: Is this seat taken?
Dipshit: It's like, totally reserved for like, my friend.
You: *sits down anyway*
Dipshit: Hey! I like, totally said that seat was like, reserved.
You: Yeah it was. Thanks for holding it for me.
You (A minute later, to yourself, but loud enough so they can hear): This is the most comfortable seat I've ever had in a class!
Dipshit: *rolls eyes, smacks lips, and moves away*
You win!
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i dunno man worst case scenario would be something like:
You: Is this seat taken?
Dipshit: It's like, totally reserved for like, my friend.
You: *sits down anyway*
Dipshit: Hey! I like, totally said that seat was like, reserved.
You: Yeah it was. Thanks for holding it for me.
-you both stare at each other for a minute he gets up and leaves-
You: (A minute later, to yourself, but loud enough so they can hear): This is the most comfortable seat I've ev---
~SWISH~...your heads rolling on the floor and you see the guy holding a machete in his hand dipping with blood...
Cool Dipshit: I told you that seat was reserved....headless fool..
and there goes your education....