OH GUYS

I'm Super stoked! I can't wait for political parties to be strategically bankrupt, so that the Conservatives have no opponents!
I can't wait for super-prisons and American style justice.
I can't WAIT for that fighter plane bill! You know, I always love buying those surprise bags from convenience stores!
I can't wait for a Conservative Senate to protect the party!
I can't wait to pay more convicted advisers to the government!
I'm super excited to find out what's hidden behind all those Harper sticky notes covering his agenda! WHEEEEWT!
Bye bye CBC

! Nice knowing you! Sun TV propoganda has damn-fine girls presenting the Conservatively spun news... Why would I want it any other way!?
WHEEEWT! PRIVATIZED HEALTH-CARE! Who wants to help those who have less, right? Survival of the fittest, to the max!